Me, having fun in Austria.
I like to have fun. I know starting off like that makes me sound like some kind of degenerate. But, actually, having fun is part of my retirement plan. You see, I figure if I can collect enough awesome stories to tell when I am old and gray, people will be willing to keep me around long after I have outlived my usefulness.

So far, I’ve been a professional bail bondsman, I’ve earned a degree in cultural anthropology, and I was even a teacher in Japan, where I was nicknamed Obama-teacher (totally true and semi-racist). Now, I find ways to entertain people for just enough time to not skip the ads.

How interesting will my stories be to the youth of the future? Only time will tell. Until then, I’ll collect as many stories as I can.



Rubin Postaer & Associates - Santa Monica, Ca
April 2014 – Present

Sidecar Agency - Berkeley, Ca
January 2014 – March 2014 
Freelance Copywriter

Cutwater - San Francisco, Ca
July 2013 – September 2013
Creative Intern

Digitas - San Francisco, Ca
January 2013  – April 2013
Creative Intern 


Miami Ad School - San Francisco, Ca 
2011 – 2013

University of California Santa Barbara
Class of 2008
Bachelor of Arts - Cultural Anthropology


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